Christmas on a Weekday

Walking through the snow,

I hear a bird sing.

Could it be the thing

That makes my heart flutter?

Squeezing in a tangle

Of chimes and triangles,

I lift my foot

And shake the soot

Off in a little pile.

The presents are on their way,

Flying through outer space.

I recall a hymn to sing.

It’s such a silly thing

To forget the words

After singing it a million.

Can you feel the Christmas spirit

As you’re doing all your laundry?

Do you see the end coming

To the carol that you’re singing?

It won’t be long

Til Kris Kringle comes around.



Panda cross language superfluous bunting

Slide fans Colombian Caucasian blasphemy

Target millet Transylvanian clues bottled

Huckster hippo jingle lakefront Sasquatch

Plea bald martial fencing plotting fetus


Skulking main spend garbage cry van head

Poppy pantomime gadget Jackson besides

Pontificate policy cream says lean haggard

Follow reunion tentacle jeans pluck knee

Realize goonies beanie balanced euphoric


Living strewn lovely easy cutie menagerie

Allowed spaced lone crashing cheese cube

Loose abuse tangent Splenda review new

Blue toodaloo reach bleed sleet ditch sweet

Altoid youth scoot stutter neat memory


Running anchor tell ball told western quiz

Police handy bush likened rocky slipped

Otter beaten nearer benevolence graphite

Twisted owl evil motor mast ventilation

Quarrelsome greedy knocked bouncing


Ball kick run skid fall heck smile squire lift

Battle rage amber gills swat stack mackerel

Virginia basic goose primping gallant spoke

Grease gamble holy hellion super rankle

Glandular beneath scolding dank smooth

Loving Life

Cruising down the highway,

With my baby at my side.

There’s no other way

I’d rather spend my day.

No other person

Can take her place.

Oh, to hold her hand

And kiss her face.

We’re a pair of lovebirds

Sitting in a tree.

We’re a couple of puppies

Playing chase, running free.

Can you see the fun we’re having?

Can you tell we’re loving life?

Will you wish us well?

Will you follow our example?

Come along, enjoy the ride.

Goofy when you’re by my side.

It’s the time to let loose.

It’s our chance to cuss and discuss.

Let’s be carefree.

Let’s do it simply.

You are my friend.

This is how we’re meant to be.

Christmas Time

It’s time for cookies

And presents

And hot chocolate

And snow

And laughter

So get out your boots

And your jacket

And go outside

And make a snowman!

Send out Christmas cards

And decorate with lights

And a Christmas tree.

Sing Christmas carols

And watch Rudolph on TV.

It only comes round

Once a year,

So enjoy it

While it lasts!