Category: “Unpoetry”

So I said to him, do you take baths in volcanoes often? He said, not often but I do like a cup of soup every now and then. Cues. Cuz, you don’t know the half of it! He likes to munch on cucumbers and bathe in onions! So what time do you walk around the block on your tip toes? Is there a certain temperature you like it to be when you’re soaking your feet? Or how about when you clean your dentures? Atta boy!

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Unity sounds good maybe justice too so far so good I trust him he tells the truth and he has his priorities straight maybe victory maybe an end to Covid will it happen I don’t know but maybe is better than not at all at least we have hope.

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