Jumping down, I catch a clown,
Jumping all around.
My laundry list is full
Of cows and pigs and
Cosmopolitan issues.
Find a frown in a peaceful treaty,
A peaceful war, a peaceful hanky.
Close the door on a mighty lefty,
A cudgel friendly, a sifting bough.
Watch the TV, see a mouse run,
Down the hall, and into pizza.
Look at me, I’m a free bird.
Climb a tree, sing a melody.
Walk in circles, follow unanimously.
Run the race, a merry go round.
Stop in to see the sprinkler funny.
Wash your car and cover the town.
Listen to the cymbal crash in your ear.
That’s a merry lady!