Fa, la, la, la, la!
Sing a Christmas tune.
Come all ye prayerful,
Come to me ye joyful.
It was a silent night,
Away in a manger.
I cried in my heart,
For just as I am,
Without one plea,
He died for me, a sinner,
He said Come to me.
Fa, la, la, la, la!
Sing a Christmas tune.
Come all ye prayerful,
Come to me ye joyful.
It was a silent night,
Away in a manger.
I cried in my heart,
For just as I am,
Without one plea,
He died for me, a sinner,
He said Come to me.
Writing a poem is as easy
As saying please for help
When you’re broken down
With a flat tire
Or your radiator has overheated.
Boy, I could sure use some help right now.
Well, friend, what do you need?
A bottle of water would be just fine, Jim.
Okay, brother, don’t mind if I do.
Let’s work on this together.
To my wife, I say, I love you.
So what’s the trick, Bill?
Just say what you mean,
Or if you’re more daring,
Say what you don’t mean.
Easy as pie!
The messenger got tangled
Within the message.
The toddler got lost
When he took his first steps.
The game was over
Before it started.
Can you catch
The turkey drippings?
Can you see
The license on the car?
Do you care to dance
This number?
Is my suit slick
Enough for this hip joint?
Riding fast, I heard the blast
Of a shotgun behind me.
Pull over! They shouted,
But I wouldn’t give in.
I raced the sheriff
To the border, and that’s
Where I made my stand.
I got out some sugar,
Some lemonade mix,
And a jug of water.
I mixed it all together,
One last time.
Thirsty? I asked,
With a broad grin.
Not this time, Cisco.
But I’ll be watching you.
Swing this state ah, c’mon trump, what more,
Can you mess up, mess with, and mess on?
The end of things is getting near, I think;
The end of time is closing in. What else
Can go wrong, folks? Ah, but right is around
The corner, so, don’t give up hope, not quite
Yet, my dear. Lift your head, and give thanks!
Come and hear about a boy soon to be
A man of power and grace who bounces
Demons onto their face who stops storms
In midway, who raises the dead when
The living are afraid to let them go, oh come!
Walk a nip to tide a sip no whine no lip
Calm the rip don’t say a bit don’t close your
Eyes don’t run a shop don’t soak your socks
I’m biting the bar I’ll saw the sire cook tie so
Mere the psych is here so call the nap and fair
Cling slug Ming towered Valium swing ultra
Vitriol wall bring bubbles quarterly floozy on
Aim loudly swell easy well crazy tenderness
Kites gelatin email quoted unto rifleman poise
Boiled umpire normality fenders roots album
Tenth order triumph coolant vibes hell urban
Future brink water freedom quality kingdom
Treehouse creature bullion average greasing
Power potato render quietly womb scree lunch
Home collision eel smart pity party Yahtzee at
Ride the hippo to the typo squeeze the TP
Dreams of cranky toucans on vacation in
Tripoli only eggplants sue for happy kneel
Scrawl tubby neat squeak seat wander wheat
Meal Crete metal reap rip mood plop feet old