Writing a poem is as easy
As saying please for help
When you’re broken down
With a flat tire
Or your radiator has overheated.
Boy, I could sure use some help right now.
Well, friend, what do you need?
A bottle of water would be just fine, Jim.
Okay, brother, don’t mind if I do.
Let’s work on this together.
To my wife, I say, I love you.
So what’s the trick, Bill?
Just say what you mean,
Or if you’re more daring,
Say what you don’t mean.
Easy as pie!