Race Cars

I was wondering if race cars have MP3

Players, so the drivers can jam while they

Speed around the track at a billion miles

Per hour. I know I’d like some music if I

Was in a car for that long, going that fast.

It would make it much more fun. Why?

Elephants

I was wondering if elephants would wear

Tennis shoes, if we made them to fit their

Feet. After all, they do a lot of walking.

Why?