Crossing paths with giant gnats
Is not the vacation I hoped for.
Scratching bug bites,
Rubbing sore feet,
Camping is not
What it used to be.
This is Florida,
And it is hot!
Sleeping bags are thrown aside,
And blankets are never needed,
Unless you camp up near my house,
Where weather isn’t tepid.
So come out and play
With the family!
But if you go to Disney,
Be prepared to sweat!
Stumbling along the sidewalk 