Smooth Oparaytah

Zeal for your Ford has consumed me.

I lay in the sun all day, my skin burns.

I want to be the best I can be, but I’m not

A soldier in the army, so can I be?

I like green eggs and ham. I am

The cat in the hat, Sam I am.

Would you like like some grits with that?

Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit!

Howdy, partner. Let’s dosie doe each

Other, watcha think? I’m just a smooth

Oparaytah. Smoooooth oparaytaaaaaah.

Well, let see. Are we sure our ducks are

In a row, out on the water, in the deep?

Conflicting Viewpoints

Plump Trump dumped wimpy words on

Weak minds, desperate for some kind of

Good news, in the face of greedy CEOs,

Making 3000% of the average employee.

No justice in this world, not yet, anyway.

Obama tried to level the field, helping all

That stabbed him in the back, after all

Keeping in step with the media moguls

And bobble heads, throwing out false

Accusations and exaggerations, like it

Was going out of style. No rest for those

Who try to make this world a better place.