Long Warp

Long left leaping down
Tried tipped towards
Angel lip African zip
Powerful amazing rowdy
Rifts seemingly tackle
Backward enduring
Adriatic selection order
Inside teepee tangle
Topsy deeply angling
Ripped Ralph length
Loyal wipe weird warp

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Swing Ramp

Swing start long snout
Verge on sleepy sanity
Soap opera family fear
Inside dream concubine
Lean leave don’t that
Taunt ripe rant rover
Ramp rice lice lamp
Limp ripped night nigh
Rye tight mite trite
Never maybe lady lie
My canoe blue into
New rude blood boo
We see keep like ramp

Stripped Mead

Stripped lip hip tip how
You create love apple
Angel step strike leave
Talent teach tarantula
Take rapture tingle
Tend teepee torch tick
Leap label lapel ladle
Able inside arrange
Order end leap like
Lord toward ice act it
Teak make mark meat
Peak peek peat prove
Louvre lewd too toad
Move maple morbid
Local lead tell mead

Smoke Beneath

Smoke delight tried but you
Trite light organic sympathy
Loud real languid cuter if
Lantern even around triangle
Tipped slipped ripped captured
Stripes types conniption
Lift ripe rowdy rude soothed
Mood subdued who woo
Sue rue too moo abuse
Crude toad booed lewd
Stood might right bite white
Fight tight spite sight mic
Like strike bike hike Ike
Steam him hymn hummed
Summed thumbed bummed
Rum rift sift hit sit lit bit
Knit kit spit tit fit mitt wit
Slit death wreath beneath

Smoke Beneath

Smoke delight tried but you
Trite light organic sympathy
Loud real languid cuter if
Lantern even around triangle
Tipped slipped ripped captured
Stripes types conniption
Lift ripe rowdy rude soothed
Mood subdued who woo
Sue rue too moo abuse
Crude toad booed lewd
Stood might right bite white
Fight tight spite sight mic
Like strike bike hike Ike
Steam him hymn hummed
Summed thumbed bummed
Rum rift sift hit sit lit bit
Knit kit spit tit fit mitt wit
Slit death wreath beneath

Look Whip

Look snap happy that do
Yours on top love down
Triumph castigate level
Coolant onomatopoeia slap
Trapped laugh irrigate apple
Select taste taught giraffe
Sickness tackle breaks biff
Stick hick lick lack lord
Elevate enable table two
Swordplay player playtime
Sayer sawyer lawyer attack
Slack Mack map bit wipe
Rack wrap at tick slip whip

A Guide to “Unpoetry”

I have composed a short list of helpful hints with explanations about my unique style of writing that I call, “Unpoetry”.

Please click on the following short link to view this new page of my creative writing blog:

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This page is meant to be a starting point for those readers who are seriously interested in understanding this strange type of writing.  Any feedback would be much appreciated.  You can reply to this post or comment on the new page.  If you would just like to vent your frustration or absolute disgust, be my guest. 🙂

 

Tribe Martians

Tribe north arrange elevation
Collate Arabian topple creases
Tack tubes orange ant ticks
Tear tree ventilating orb reaching

Port power packs prevent pushing
Pick prepubescent pinwheel piles
Yank yams Ill ink ear ends oinking
All exactly before jail runes about

Letter quotes heavy harassing hankies
Like loud leaves leaving underneath
Pouring pills miffed whipped weak
Tea bag dead Zoroastrian Martians

Captured Lips

Captured cranky clothes pins
In angel garb on rye toast.
Sweater heads leave elbow twisters
Inside Fallopian dudes.

However you slice the repeat baskets,
The mane combs backwards.
Stalactites cover my inner rainbow
On African teepees with blender rips.

Ancient Batman reels quit couches,
But various cake slippers tangle.
Preventing toward trench apples
Is a nippy homestead tendril.

Wooing red X-ray vipers is close to
Happy manger arm bands.
Pictures puréed with peach dust
Wrap barf jam under cackle lips.