Category: “Unpoetry”

Cleave to my sleeve weave in and out serendipity kneed his inner tweed need a bread never sweater leave menial working sweep Evil Kane evil weevil steeple reading ripple of kinky filler under water now into wandering spider monkeys not as mischievous as some cook a meal inside dry

Goose my glides soft range inside eat my porridge let’s fuse I like your tick tock weeps realm hollow weeds in sum tinkle sweep syrupy salvation in Cub Scout measles arrange pluck peewee glean frappe ripped very took belt flop when bump delight cow

Don’t try again dreamer yes dance but don’t take your mope soft more real angels yes I implore store the treats for later yes I’ll be hung lost creepy why benevolent gust come between the teepee wings on the adjusters calendar geckos all along triumph same sane koala strings on top leek the tap leaving left

Give me the book I will read you a story no don’t lick my feet the gown is broken or else it would scream from the mouth only a teeter totter album closed lips open mouth no don’t stray from the plan okay salivate kingdom come don’t trust the original to keep you satisfied the taste is good so stay

Rest easy there are no more gymnastics to come up in your spaghetti legs only a half a sandwich thank you I don’t like that smell it makes me gag but I am gung-ho to lap it up or in or over would you like a bite I know you would the popsicle is warm but it’s not melting I’m ready to eat a salad with lots of dressing yes alright I will climb into your bowl so I can see you from the bottom up

Come over to my house and we can play with mothers mouse my spell is green I don’t like the flavoring it’s like before hold the tube the knot the tele-tubby don’t get fooled by the game we’re all in this together it’s the intrinsic intimate pacifier and they say it’s like a nipple so is the top of the bottle they are all in a conspiracy to make it saturated

Let’s jump into the general discussion of when I sputter the exhaust of flames no just the fumes no maybe gas let’s go to the closed caption cereal box no that’s silly we don’t need to bend we can shoot straight up stand I mean so let’s play Henry games let’s strive for fortunate rhymes the rhythm closed in its never the same as when we’re together right we should be I know let’s stoop to poop

There was a time when we got along yes we were friends just like the song you’ve got a friend yes indeed friends with benefits specialties chocolate cake and vanilla ice cream no I can’t eat ice cream it has cow milk I’m on a special diet I know that stinks

Today is a great day for jelly beans and chocolate but it’s not Easter no it’s not so do you want to go to Australia let’s do that let’s go on a journey let’s take a trip let’s meet for lunch why don’t we sip a smoothie yea that sounds good I’m in favor of an end to the controversy what do you think that’s true

Stop plop you’re behind on the couch don’t slouch it’s not that bad we should get together occasionally so that we don’t lose touch we can be splendid actually let’s run and play hold my hand and get on the see-saw for a round of putt putt golf do you sense the strangeness in the philosophy tower train up a cat and show him the way he should grow so that the banana peel falls on the floor that’s the end of my sad story