Christ mass time is here oh ho ho ho!
Jingle bells are ringing in my ear.
Can you feel my enthusiasm?
Really, I’m happy about it, but
It is stressful with all the expectations
Of joy and merriment.
Carol all your bells and all that, but
Don’t expect me to join in.
Yeah, I know, it’s the season
Of peace and love, giving and getting,
Snow and fireplaces and hot chocolate.
I can’t wait to celebrate and I’m glad
My shopping is all done.
Now, bring on the cookies and candy!
Do you feel
The coming tide
Pulling us out
Away from shore?
Do you feel the raindrops
Pelting my head and shoulders?
The candy canes
Are hanging on the
The egg nog
Is in the fridge.
The presents are wrapped,
The house is decorated,
And I’m taking less Prozac
So I don’t get manic
Soon to come,
Visits with friends
Parties and church,
Luncheons and dinners.
Cookies and milk,
Next to the fireplace.
I’m saving up
To buy gas.
Shine love peace joy forgiveness nativity
Bethlehem star angels shepherds kings
Donkey manger frankincense myrrh
Gold little drummer boy gift to bring
Poor boy too jingle bells o come all ye
Cloudy spirit half hill clustered beetles
Stream lift beneath creases up into cup
Point then Cedric zenith fun politics ugh
Year volume goofy hen doodle fear vans
Plethora hanging treats jostle pelt huge
Shape silver Mohawk enable rollicking
Revise allow stupid believes jolly tapping
Cool downspout trial saliva solvent pass
Thing rise few headed poison very youth
Plot hub get grief wed cook hop mitt said
Nice bent towel tripe analyzed banter it
Ivy nude various tickle topaz dreaming
Yodel veal hut cracker link interfere bat
Quiz reef satchel break stain manual vet
Beach alive tattered yelling pointing inn
Sitting in a waiting room,
Waiting for my turn.
Stuffed up in my sinuses
Feeling like a turd.
Hoping I don’t have to take
Yucky cough medicine.
Maybe they’ll cut me a break,
Make the mucus thin.
Probably have to get
Boy, the time is ticking now.
Wish I had some music.
I wonder if all the people
In this room right here
Have a cold like mine
Or maybe worse, I fear.
Hopefully I won’t have to wait
Too much longer now.
My time is coming soon.
I don’t have to frown.
Blob catch wallow veneer closet happy
Goose fallopian driveways window step
Green bury kitchen tower blame party
Reunion strand still lounge make took
Balance rearrange close beets hello ape