What Is Weirder?

What if a bartender
Asks you what you’ll have,
And you answer, “A banana”?
What if she gives you one?

What is weirder?

What if a cab driver picks you up,
And before he starts driving he asks,
“Where to?”
And you say, “Your house.”

And then he takes you there.

What is weirder?

What if you have a birthday party,
And someone asks you how old you are,
And you say, “I’m dead.”
And then they bury you.

What is weirder?

Try to make sense of that, my friend.