Tag: “Unpoetry”

Jump Then

Ask as I say, well

Stupid is as stupid does, my dear

Yes, and you shouldn’t talk

With your mouth full.

Green light tells you to go.

Who decided that?

And why stop on red?

You see what I mean?

It just goes on and on!

I never! I always do.

Do you think the recipe

Is alive in his left hand?

Do you trust me?

Jump, then, for your life!

What’s It to You

He, he, high dee ho!

Come with me

Don’t drop the soap.

In the cave of evil things,

There’s a list of what to make

For Christmas dinner.

So go to the store,

And buy the trimmings,

And we’ll meet here

In the end.

And we’ll sing loo, loo, loo,

Loo, loo, loo, loo, loo!

Away in a pancake,

A serpent smelled.

What’s it to you, buddy?

I’m drunk. I don’t care.

What’s it to you?

I’m married. I don’t have

An opinion on the matter.