Take It Away

Till swill will come through you aren’t so big for me to beat no can’t do that no more they call abuse so we just ask nicely and take away privileges till they suffer enough and give in but is it suffering? They still have food water shelter a bed a home but it works they say so don’t mess with a good thing

Tripe

Y’all front car seat goes in the back don’t ya know my overalls are all dirty from rollin in the hay after the horse relieved himself onto it! How do you do I said so sweetly you could slap my mama I don’t care for that tripe can’t we have pork chops instead we had that last night how about spaghetti then

Left

Don’t try again dreamer yes dance but don’t take your mope soft more real angels yes I implore store the treats for later yes I’ll be hung lost creepy why benevolent gust come between the teepee wings on the adjusters calendar geckos all along triumph same sane koala strings on top leek the tap leaving left

Stay

Give me the book I will read you a story no don’t lick my feet the gown is broken or else it would scream from the mouth only a teeter totter album closed lips open mouth no don’t stray from the plan okay salivate kingdom come don’t trust the original to keep you satisfied the taste is good so stay

Bottoms Up!

Rest easy there are no more gymnastics to come up in your spaghetti legs only a half a sandwich thank you I don’t like that smell it makes me gag but I am gung-ho to lap it up or in or over would you like a bite I know you would the popsicle is warm but it’s not melting I’m ready to eat a salad with lots of dressing yes alright I will climb into your bowl so I can see you from the bottom up