Wading across a boiling pool of volcanic lava

Wading across a boiling pool of volcanic lava, I realized my salvation in the tuna salad sandwich that closed in around me, chomping it’s metal jaws in time with the rock anthem, “We Will Rock You”. I traveled to the candy store at the grand opening to the opera house in Chinatown. On the way I came across a great white shark that was selling Nike tennis shoes to children.