Little Creases

Green lights mean take your time. Yellow lights mean go faster. Do you hear the cheese in the styrofoam catacomb? Help homeless people get jobs. Feed me, Seymour! Talent crushes asparagus in the mighty jungle cat habitat. Little creases in wrinkled shirts soothe basted creamed corn apple oblivion satchel moves.

Don’t Believe the Hype

Circular thinking leads to lasagna in the brain. Fast food is tempting when you’re hungry, but don’t believe the hype. Freedom costs the lives of those who fought for it. Signatures on petitions count up to changes in the way government sees things but not necessarily they way they do them. Cauliflower ear comes from phone calls that go too long, just ask Granny.