Frozen Camels

Frozen camels stampeding across my living room.

But if they’re frozen, how can they stampede?

Not to mention, how did they get into the house?

And how did so many of them get to one place in America?

Sorry, the United States. There are two Americas, North and South.

But, you may ask, are there camels in South America?

Don’t know. Maybe, if they have zoos.

So, I Googled zoos in South America.

There are eleven zoos in Brazil. Huh.

Don’t know if they have camels, but they have zoos, anyway.

So, back to my story…

Flaming camels stampeding across my living room…

Better? But camels carry water. Maybe the water was boiling?

Screaming camels stampeding across my living room…

Can camels scream? Sure, why not? Of course.