Rolls Royce

I feel so solid. Permanent. Oozing

Cement from every pore. Sliding from

A shovel to a hole. What shall I do?

Oh, what shall I do? I like plants.

Maybe I could hold a plant. Maybe I

Should start my own restaurant. Or

Maybe a board game store. Hell,

Maybe I’ll buy a football team. With

What money, you might ask? All that

I’ve saved up from taking orders as a

Pizza delivery person. Yes, I deliver

Pizzas in style, driving a Rolls Royce.