Peanut

Gentle puppy,
You weren’t always that way.
There was a time
When you were the most

Dangerous ankle-biter on the block!
Let our niece and nephew chase you
Into a corner, and you were a force
To be reckoned with!

And, oh, how you loved to steal food!
We would catch you on a chair
Stretching your neck and your tongue
To lick the dinner plates on the table.

Then there was the M&Ms that
Mysteriously were losing their color.
We thought the sun was doing it,
Until we spotted you licking them one day.

And we never did get you completely
House-trained. Many were the times
That you got popped on the behind
For leaving a “deposit” in the house.

Your breath was atrocious,
Because your teeth were bad.
The vet gave you until 15.
You made it to 16, proving him wrong.

Couldn’t see or hear anymore,
Couldn’t hold your bowels,
Couldn’t swallow dry dog food,
But you were a survivor. You showed

You still had fight in you when
You got bathed (which was often).
You wrestled with your blankets,
Like you always had, growling away.

After all your feistiness,
You could be so sweet,
Snoozing away the day.
You liked things quiet.

Never did get used to the vacuum.
You were like Don Quixote, charging
at the windmill. You gave up
No ground to your enemy!

And now, after all is over,
You dance and play
At Rainbow Bridge
With Miles, Sunni, Toby and Al dog.

You suffer no more.
And that is the way it should be,
For a faithful pet like you
Deserves the best that God can offer.

Making Up

Lovey dovie!
Here it comes,
Time to make up
After that fight we had

Earlier this week.
Roses, candy,
A night on the town.
Does it all make it better?

Probably not.
Perhaps, I’m sorry,
And I love you
Might work a bit better.

I understand,
You are right.
It’s my fault.
I forgive you.

There, it’s out.
Sometimes
Groveling
Goes a long way.

Chasing Our Tails

Happy go puppy,
Round and round,
Chasing your tail.

What I wouldn’t give
To enjoy life that much.
Then again, maybe not.

After all,
What does it cost
To abandon one’s belongings?

What does it cost to live simply?
What does it cost
To bring oneself to the point
That you can be that happy

Over something so small?

Are we spoiled?
Probably.
Are we living in a way
That is too complicated?

Are we really just
Chasing our own tail,
Metaphorically speaking,
In all our crazy pursuits?

Our hobbies,
Our commitments,
Our relationships,
Our conversations?

Our jobs,
Our belongings,
Our habits,
Our rituals?

Is it all,
As Solomon once said,
A “chasing after the wind”?

Maybe if Solomon was a dog,
He would have said it is all
A chasing after one’s tail.

Hmmmm…

Zero

My name is hanky.
How do you do?
I am free to come through
Anything.

What time did you say
The earth was supposed to explode?
Anytime now, you say?
Sounds smurfy to me!

So, why did the chicken cross the interstate?
Because he felt like it, of course.
What is your number?
Mine is zero.

Who was that masked man?
Batman, Zorro, the Lone Ranger?
Happy is the creature
That knows where to hide.

Hello from Mars!
When does the clock strike three hundred?
Sift your sugar
And the cookies will be neat.

Rainbows follow me
Everywhere that I go.
So, I say hello to them,
But they don’t answer.

That’s how it goes sometimes,
I guess.

Bubble Heads

Driving down the road one day,
I stopped to see what was the fray.
People fighting left and right,
Even daring to take a bite!

Blood was pouring everywhere.
Cuts and bruises, I declare!
Throwing each other to the ground,
Then proceeding to pound and pound

Each other’s face, then the belly.
I was shocked, and said, “Whoa, Nelly!”
Beating each other to a pulp
Made me sad, so I began to sulk.

I sat back and shook my head.
I can’t believe this, so I said.
Why must people be at war,
And seem to beg for even more?

Though it really makes no sense,
I had to sit upon the fence.
I didn’t want to get involved,
Or try to come up with a way to solve

People’s differences are galore.
Sometimes their whisper becomes a roar.
It’s hard to know which way to go.
The stubborn fools must start a row.

So it seems it has always been.
Guess that’s why they say we sin.
Always looking for some trouble.
Then we hide inside our bubble.

Huh?

Howdy, Cuz, where ya been?
I’ve been right here without you.
How do you feel
When things go your way?

Sometimes I like to pray.
Sometimes I decide just to stay
Home with my wife.
What did you do today?

I creamed an innocent bystander
That was crossing the road
In front of me.
How was your morning?

Nothing exciting
Happened to me lately.
How about you?
I’m just as gay as I am everyday.

Sometimes I wonder,
What makes the moon
Shine so bright?
After all, it’s just a big rock, right?

Yes, I know, sunlight and all that,
But it still is strange,
Don’t you think?
I think so, anyway.

So, go play outside.
Go round up little dogies
And all that, okay?

What is the password
For something sneaky?
What is your solution
To world poverty?

Something original,
Something neat.
Something good for you,
Maybe even something sweet.

So, what would you like to say
To all our viewers out there
who wonder why
The rain falls so softly?

Why do I get drenched
When I run swiftly
Through the rain?

How many times do I have to tell you?
There is no free ride in this world!
When I was your age we watched tv,
Ate hot dogs and potato chips

And fought constantly.
What’s in your wallet?
I definitely feel like I
Won’t be spending

All night at the Late Night Library.

Circles of Insanity

Softly sleeping in the folds
Of silky swabs on the deck
Of a sailing ship,

Echoes of rhythmic pounding
Drive through my aching temples.
Who is the captain of this roguish craft?

Who gave the orders to
Run a rampage through the hearts
Of innocents, to cast a dark shadow
On the wretched faces of children?

Only somber tones can soothe
The memory of that castigation.
Only blood can satiate
The appetite of such hungry wolves.

Who would be so uncouth
As to disturb the peace and order
Of a simple man and his wife
Dining in the privacy of their home?

Who would be so rebellious
As to eat the flesh of a sacred cow,
Such as one that hovers nearby
A holy temple?

Only the whispers of a lovely pixie,
Dizzily dancing round and round
A bonfire in the depths of the
Ancient forest can come close

To enchanting this unworthy
Troll that casts a horrible stench
Across these pristine hills.
What is worth her ritual?

Who can begin to imagine
What demons lurk behind
Jagged rocks and at the bottom
Of such abysmal pits?

Who is willing to march across
Abandoned cities, pillaged
To the extreme, sacrificed to
The appetite of barbarous dogs?

How can one come to grips
With the secret blessings that hide
In the recesses of one’s mind,
Accessed solely by nymphs,

Loathed even by the heartiest of
Gargoyles, cursed with the shame
Of encountering the reflection
Of their offspring’s soul?

How I weep at the glimpse
Of my only morsel of redemption,
Hiding in this minuscule kernel
Of truth, buried underneath

Millions of centuries of lies, rumors,
Tales and sweeping romantic
Reunions between lonely
Peasants, clinging to hope,

Ready to die at the first symbol
Of heavenly, cascading rivers of light!
“To be young again!” they scream.
To be free of this overwhelming

Nightmare, to escape the tortuous
Gaze of the wild doe, caught in a trap
Of spikes and razor blades.
Lost is the promise of deliverance,

Once again.

Yesterday

Happy, clinging,
Jumping, screaming;
Living, dreaming,
Hoping, scheming…

If you like,
We could be a tribe.
If you want,
You could take a bribe.

Lonely, sinning,
Losing, winning;
Sometimes the cookie
Crumbles softly…

Sometimes there’s
No silver lining.
Sometimes the dice
Roll my way.

If only, if only…

If only there was
One more day.
If only I had
One more dollar.

Can you hear me holler
From the end of this
Rainbow?
No pot of gold here!

An angel face
Is just around
The corner store
In Santa town.

A bride is waiting
In the wings
For that day
You’ve been waiting for.

Holy oaths
Will be sworn
Today, but
Yesterday

Was a different story…

If only you knew.

You

Sitting here,
As thoughts drift
Through my tired mind,

Thoughts of you.

I know you don’t realize
What a blessing you are
To so many around you.

I know you have no idea
How special you are.
But you are very special.

I would not choose
To spend my life
With anyone but you.

My life is forever changed
By having you in it.

I have strength
To make it through
The hard times

Because of you.

The good times
Are so much better
Because you are with me.

I hope one day,
You understand
What a wonderful person

You are to me.

You

Sitting here,
As thoughts drift
Through my tired mind,

Thoughts of you.

I know you don’t realize
What a blessing you are
To so many around you.

I know you have no idea
How special you are.
But you are very special.

I would not choose
To spend my life
With anyone but you.

My life is forever changed
By having you in it.

I have strength
To make it through
The hard times

Because of you.

The good times
Are so much better
Because you are with me.

I hope one day,
You understand
What a wonderful person

You are to me.