Stop plop you’re behind on the couch don’t slouch it’s not that bad we should get together occasionally so that we don’t lose touch we can be splendid actually let’s run and play hold my hand and get on the see-saw for a round of putt putt golf do you sense the strangeness in the philosophy tower train up a cat and show him the way he should grow so that the banana peel falls on the floor that’s the end of my sad story